Balloon Fight
Balloon Fight for the NES was released in 1985 and developed by Nintendo. Signed up by his friends as a joke to compete in a "Balloon Fight Tournament", our unnamed protagonist throws himself into the water and loses the competition in order to spite his obnoxious friends.
Ezekiel 'Habermann' Habermann
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Runner Notes from Ezekiel 'Habermann' Habermann
A great strategy for this game when trying is to die the fastest is to keep on hurling yourself into the water, you best never give up trying to do this, because if you don't, you might win the game, and as a speed death runner, nobody wants that.