I'm sorry to announce this but due to an attack from people calling themselves the "Speed Running Union" have taken our YouTube account down, citing "massive faggotry." We will work with YouTube to attempt and restore our account and all of the videos, but for the time being:
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Hello everyone. We have ourselves 4 new runs, two by Mecca "Blast Processing" Prime and 3 by the very fabulous Ezekiel "Habermann" Habermann.
In Mega Turrican you play as Bren McQuire, the leader of Freedom Force and only hope in a crucial mission to destroy "The Machine", however due to the overwhelming odds against him, Mecca runs into the first horde of enemies and successfully kill himself in a mere 16.18 seconds.
Vectorman is a game where you play as "Vectorman," an 'orbot' which has recently found himself on Earth. Realizing that every other orbot on this planet is hostile towards him, Mecca runs right into the first robot he can find and has his body broken into a million pieces in only 20.18 seconds.
Now let's talk about Ezekiel Habermann. His new run is the sequel to the tremendously successful Quake. In Quake 2 you play as Bitterman, a marine who is tasked with brining the alien Strogg planet to its knees, however Ezekiel says "Fuck that!" and runs right to an explosive barrel and blows himself up into a big goopy mess of gibs.
The second video from Ezekiel Habermann is the one and only, Duke Nukem! Being immensely distraught over the 'alien bastards' shooting it down, he ends his life in the most macho way he can, by blowing himself up.
I've just been informed that Ezekiel Habermann has added a video to the "Resident Evil" page. This video is him death running the game as Jill, and although we don't get to see a 'Jill Sandwich' we get to see her being repeatedly bitten by a zombie until she eventually collapses on the floor after only 47.22 seconds.
Two runs today by the "Master of NES Death" himself; Ezekiel "Habermann" Habermann. First up we have A Boy and His Blob, in which Habermann uses ketchup jellybeans to cut out all that boring waiting in the game and end his life in 1:03;14. In addition, we have a nifty run of Balloon Fight's "1-Player Game" mode, in which our balloon-wearing hero submits himself to a watery grave in a ridiculously quick 00:09;01.
Good news everyone: There are two new runs up today, and neither of them are of NES games! First up is Deus Ex, in which I blaze through this science fiction classic in precisely 5 seconds time, dooming JC Denton to a watery grave. Our other run is of the classic roller-skating vandalism adventure, Jet Grind Radio. Our newest runner, Skylar "Old Iron Giants" McDonald, skates his way to a time of 04;29.
4 new runs up today, by our very own Ezekiel "Habermann" Habermann!
First up is Robotron 64, in which Habermann bows down to our robot overlords in an impressive 00:09;17. Next up, he damns the ecosystem to it's doom in Captain Planet, with a total time of 00:10;17. He quickly dashes into a burning hot laser beam in Dash Galaxy in the Alien Asylum, and burns up like an asteroid entering the Earth's atmosphere in 00:33;24. Finally, he succumbs to the deadly power of the Deadly Towers, clocking in at 00:08;11.
Alright! Today we have ourselves a very nice run by our very own Jamie "Pawnstick" Rodriguez, in which he speed deaths through the entirety of Left 4 Dead in a total of 1.5 minutes! That's amazing! You guys should totally check it out! His speed death skills are so crazy, you're guaranteed to shit your pants.
Sorry for the 6 year hiatus! I totally forgot this page existed! Expect actual content in the very near future, and updates on a semi-consistent basis (Or, at the very least, less than 6 years apart from one another).
After the success of my Sonic Adventure 00:11;37 0% video, and because of my constant desire to watch speed deaths on almost any game, I've finally expanded SDA into new territories! Here you'll find all the news related to anything on SDA that's not part of the X-Operations section. For now, just go to the game list above to see what we've got to offer!